Boring Days of a Billionaire

Let's train our imagination here, dear reader: the world is saved. The villains are hiding in their holes. The billionaire's lifestyle is tedious as hell.

And what Tony Stark has on his mind? He decides to conquer new sphere. Now he's not just building suits, he's building people.

Figure of speech, apparently.

Long story short, he decides to become a coach and share his expert opinion on how to upgrade a body, a brain and pretty much anything that can be upgraded.

But the trick is… People believe it’s just another rich guy’s whim. A short-lived hobby. Expensive one too (c’mon, who would believe he’s selling his precious time for a penny).

And solution? A killer promotional campaign. A website with slick design. And persuasive filling. The one that will make people believe – they need it, they want it, and it’s worth investing in.

Tony sits down... and realizes: he is a genius in many things, but not in design and writing. And like a really smart man, he does the right thing – reaches out to actual experts.

Website is done, approved and ready to be filled with words.

Armed with Tony’s expressive voicemails, a bunch of raw facts and a vague description of ‘well, in short, boom here, bam there, and clients tomorrow’, and also equipped with designer’s nervous smile and shaky ‘good luck’, your humble copywriter steps in.

I Forged Iron Man. Let’s Now Forge You

Tony Stark. Genious. Billionaire. Philanthropist. And your new coach.

Upgrading your body without any bugs and rollbacks.

What Do I Offer:

• Personalized training – online/offline
• Smart Nutrition Programs – tailored for you, no ‘rice, chicken and broccoli only’ nonsense
• High-Tech Approach – don’t just dream about perfect self – see it in my holographic simulation. Everything is achievable
• Iron discipline – motivation sucks on a long run. Dare to prove me wrong.

Why Do My Methods Work?

Look at me. Google me. What you see is not enough?

• Real results. No fairytales – I give no fake promises about ‘eight-pack abs in a month’. But if you commit, I’ll shape you into Iron Man
• Smart diet. No RPP consequences – I say you can enjoy your sweets. I say you can have your burgers. And still stay in shape. I’ll show you the trick
• Safe, proven methodology – no broken backs, busted knees, or wrecked gym equipment

Why Me? (The 1 000th reason to choose Tony Stark)

You are free to choose a standard trainer. The one wearing a T-shirt with the gym logo and a ‘Coach’ print on the back.

Maybe he will change you and your life.
Maybe he will teach you how to deadlift staring in a mirror.

Or.

You can stop playing lotteries and hire me. Get real results.

Sick of eating plain salat and sniffing on chocolates?
Looking at bulky, shaped Instagram models, wishing you were them?

Stop dreaming. Start acting.

So what do you think, dear reader? Would you hire Tony as your coach, or are you too scared?

Oleksandra Drohobetska

P.S. Tony Stark is a character owned by Marvel Comics and The Walt Disney Company. This concept was created for fun, portfolio purposes only and is not affiliated with or endorsed by the rights holders.